Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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