Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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