come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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