He kissed a someone with a penis
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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