you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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