I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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