no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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