the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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