Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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