thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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