He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
ok first of all what the fuck
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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