Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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