hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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