Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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