he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Be still, my beating vagina.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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