Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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