Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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