i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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