i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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