i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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