im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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