I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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