I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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