If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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