Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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