so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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