no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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