just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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