I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize