There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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