I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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