But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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