mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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