"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't deserve a penis
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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