I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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