first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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