ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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