This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
smell my finger.
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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