so explain again why im purple
no
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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