awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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