You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Randomize
