he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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