Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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