we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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