Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Randomize
