he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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