Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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