Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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