I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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