We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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