Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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