she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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