Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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