you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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