Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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