Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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