Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When did angry sex become our thing?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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